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Previously on Future Man...

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That's the Kronitorium,
where the super cure was engineered.

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Your boss sounds like
a real interesting fellow.

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Kronish, nobody's seen him in years,

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but he's giving some
sort of big announcement.

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My name is Joosh.

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You got a court order declaring
us mentally incompetent

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and putting us in this place.

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We need to kill Kronish,
destroy his research,

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and blow up the Kronitorium

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but this mission calls
for a much bigger kill team.

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If there's two of me,
that means there's two of you.

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Guys, you can have the entire team back.

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Resistance forever!

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Mongoose, Butterfly,

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Owl before he got that brain worm thing.

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All I have to do is beat the game again.

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We need to back up,
there are about to be

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45 bloodthirsty warriors
up in this piece.

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Bomb, bomb, bomb, get it off me!

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- Get it off me!
- Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb!

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- Don't move!
- ...just chop my arm off!

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Stop moving, if you breathe wrong,

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this blows.

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Fuck me.

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Clear.

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Fuckin' skull cunts
tagged me just as I jumped.

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Dingo, what happened?
Where's the rest of the team?

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Dead!

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Just like you, I just watched you die.

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Guys, is anybody else
noticing the hooded slave?

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That's no slave.

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- Wolf.
- Owl!

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Much obliged.

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Thank you.

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- Tiger.
- Owl!

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My good friend.

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How are you alive?

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Dingo plucked me
from a Biotic necro chamber.

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I've been tortured,
in and out of consciousness

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for about three weeks.

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So, that means you must be...

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AvoidTheTunnel.

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Welcome to our time.

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The greatest warrior in history?

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This wee boy?

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I'm going to 69 with him?

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Yeah, I have to explain this again,

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that makes sense.

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Synced and corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com

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So when I told Kronish his
future to get him on the boat,

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it put a fork into
the space-time continuum.

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This is a fork, by the way.

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So, in your timeline,
you didn't take the bridge

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- to steal the TTD?
- No.

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No, we took the tunnel
but it was a trap.

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DMC gas.

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They picked us off one by one
until we dropped to our knees

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just choking on death.

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Biotics have a mutated p36
immunosuppressant gene

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that renders them immune to all poisons.

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I know, Owl.

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I actually used that same principle

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to get all my coworkers
to shit themselves

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- in their formal wear.
- So the bridge was also a trap?

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I mean, we were always doomed.

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This whole time I thought
I'd made the wrong call

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but there was no right call to make.

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Well, I...

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I'm relieved.

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That is a load off.

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I mean, just fell right off me.

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So we kill Kronish, blow up the building

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with all his research inside,

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we escape, no innocents die,
future saved.

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- Yeah.
- I'm confused,

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and maybe it's because I
haven't slept for 4,000 fingers,

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but why are we planning
an infiltration op

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when there are only five of us

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and we have enough nukes
to level this city?

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No, no, no nukes.

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We're doing this lean and clean,

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from a moral standpoint.

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Since when are you anti blowing shit up?

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Truth be told, I'm transitioning
out of demolitions.

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I'm really more of a chef these days.

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What the fuck's a chef?

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- You see what I had to deal with?
- Quick question.

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Since we are in possession of a TTD,

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why not go back to when
Kronish was a newborn?

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Babies are supposedly soft and helpless,

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quite killable, almost unfairly so.

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Perfect, easy skull smash.

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No.

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No, no baby killing.

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I don't know who
these two face pirates are,

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but you're not the Tiger
who took an anal rod to the gut,

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and you're not the Wolf
who took a nosedive

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into a firebog.

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We went through this, Dingo.

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The small alteration
in the space-time continuum

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brought them to a new spectral plane.

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It's not that complicated.

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No, not that, they've changed.

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Hey, you watch your rat hole.

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I have half a mind to come over there

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and wash it out with soap, young lady.

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Well, joke's on you,
I don't know what soap is.

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Owl, why did you eat my olive tapenade

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with your bare hands?

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The serving spoon was right in the dish!

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Hey, man, I just learned what a fork is.

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Okay, all right, all right, look.

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I see what's going on here, okay?

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Some of us are from Timeline A,

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others from Timeline B,

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but we're all here for the same reason.

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We can't have these
factions tearing us apart.

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What we need right now,
more than anything,

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is to come together.

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Am I supposed to tag in or something?

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- Charging up.
- Complete charged.

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Charge that battery.

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- Yeah, yeah.
- I...

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Stop avoiding the tunnel.

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- Get down here.
- Ow!

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Okay, tension released.

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- Wolf?
- Check.

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- Dingo?
- Check.

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- Owl?
- What are you doing

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- after this mission?
- Gonna call that a check.

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Future Man?

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I'm fucking you with your own dick.

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Okay, to business.

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There's going to be a lot of security

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and we're not getting anywhere
without hand scan access.

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There's biometric hand scanners

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throughout the building.

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Lucky for us, I got us a set of prints.

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Okay, Alpha Team will clear
civilians from the building,

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drawing out Biotic forces.

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Only problem is, it's a suicide mission.

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One of us is gonna have
to be sacrificed.

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Looks like Destiny
has found her destiny.

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This is not a drill.

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All personnel must evacuate immediately.

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Meanwhile, Bravo and Charlie,

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they're gonna enter from underground.

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Bravo is gonna set charges

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throughout the building...

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...while Charlie
goes deep into the core,

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using his genius to kill the power.

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Opening the impenetrable security doors,

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giving us access to Kronish himself.

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It's been an orange, soldiers.

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Wait, orange?

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Honor, it's been an honor.

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I love you.

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- Is he all right?
- He's a genius, it's how they are.

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Once we get the signal from Charlie

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that the doors are open,

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Alpha Team will blow Destiny,

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killing all the Biotics in the lobby.

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That will give us a window
of a few minutes

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before reinforcements jump in.

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We use it to rendezvous
at Kronish's lab,

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kill Kronish, set the final charges,

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and jump back to the future.

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Um, where do I go at that point?

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You're coming with us, aren't you?

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To the future, no.

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I can't... I mean,
I have my whole life here.

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- What life?
- Oh, burn!

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No, I mean, I gotta go
and make things right

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with my parents and...

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That's all I can think of
right now, but stuff!

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Then you sneak out as a civilian.

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Or maybe as a janitor.

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Yeah, I guess that makes the most sense.

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World's greatest warrior
posing as a lowly janitor.

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Where does your brilliance
end, AvoidTheTunnel?

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I wouldn't drink that,

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it's like 10,000 volts to your brain.

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Right, right.

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All right, all the "innocent" people

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who we "can't let die" are out.

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Can we blow this shit up now?

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All right, Alpha's ready to blow...

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wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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No, we are not clear, we are...

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What the fuck?

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One fucking youngling?

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The fate of humanity's
in the balance here,

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what are you doing?

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No. I gotta get her outta there.

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The fuck you do.

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What do you think
your future's gonna be like?

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I don't know.

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It'd be just as strange for me
as it would be for you.

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Nothing to do but adapt.

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Yeah, it's easy for you to say,

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everywhere you go everyone loves you.

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That they do.

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But hey, don't sell yourself short.

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Yeah.

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Way to find the weak axis of the I-beam.

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See, adapting already.

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Go.

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What the fuck is wrong with you, Tiger?

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You talk funny,
you care about younglings,

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and you don't smell like dirt anymore.

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This time has turned you into a monster.

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And why do you keep
touching that strangle chain?

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No, no, no!

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Dingo, do not take my baby!

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"You'll always be
a member of the family"?

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"Love, Estelle and Elias Kronish"?

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Yeah, you know,
when you read it out loud,

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it doesn't sound great.

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You got my payment there, Whiskers?

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There's supposed to be four.

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What do you want, they're cracking down!

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Got my intel?

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Stuart Gavin Camillo.

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What have you gotten
yourself mixed up with?

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Who are you talking to?

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Oh wait, let me guess,

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one of your disappearing
time travel buddies.

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What a fucking lunatic.

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Well, well, well.

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The pupil has become the master.

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Who would have thought
I had a knack for explosives?

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Not me, I never believed in you.

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I thought you were weak
and had bad plans.

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Yeah, I've heard that before.

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But you've been more
dedicated to this mission

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than anyone else.

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I want you to know,

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if you did come to the future with us,

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I'd take care of you

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like you took care of us.

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- Wow, Wolf.
- I know.

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All right.

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You know, all I can think
about since I murdered myself

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is that I don't belong in this time

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any more than you guys do.

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I feel like a man out of time.

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- It's a weird feeling, right?
- Yeah.

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It's probably why I did all that coke.

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I'm just kidding, I did
that because it was awesome.

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You know what?

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I'm gonna do it.

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I'm gonna go with you guys
back to the future.

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My days of being a janitor...

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...they're over.

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All right.

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Bravo's at the Kronish door.

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Charlie, what's your ETA?

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Physics, inertia,
why have you forsaken me?

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Owl? Come in, Owl.

261
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:03,947
Owl, are you there?

262
00:11:05,573 --> 00:11:06,908
"Yes, how may I help you?"

263
00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:09,076
"Yes, I believe I'm
supposed to have an orgasm."

264
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,520
"Oh yes, right this way.

265
00:11:10,578 --> 00:11:12,080
Will this orgasm do?"

266
00:11:12,163 --> 00:11:14,206
"Yes, it will!"

267
00:11:14,331 --> 00:11:16,208
Is... Owl coming?

268
00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:18,586
- No, he's been myrmed.
- Again?

269
00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:20,588
God damn necro chamber.

270
00:11:20,672 --> 00:11:23,424
Every freaking timeline.

271
00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:26,094
A myrm eats its way through
your brain lobe by lobe.

272
00:11:26,177 --> 00:11:27,721
If he's having an orgasm this intense,

273
00:11:27,846 --> 00:11:31,182
it can only be because the myrm
is chewing on his amygdala.

274
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,061
That's the brain's clit.

275
00:11:34,101 --> 00:11:35,312
Oh, yeah.

276
00:11:35,352 --> 00:11:37,980
So you went back to the '40s
to slit his throat as a baby,

277
00:11:38,105 --> 00:11:39,441
that part makes sense.

278
00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:41,442
- Then what?
- Well, then...

279
00:11:41,485 --> 00:11:43,945
one thing led to another
and you know how it goes.

280
00:11:43,986 --> 00:11:45,822
I kinda ended up raising him.

281
00:11:45,947 --> 00:11:48,700
Was that before or after
you sent him on the floaty box

282
00:11:48,825 --> 00:11:50,076
with his secret charging mate?

283
00:11:50,159 --> 00:11:52,453
It's called a boat and it was after.

284
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,581
Or before, depending
on how you view time.

285
00:11:54,663 --> 00:11:56,582
How many chances have you had

286
00:11:56,707 --> 00:11:58,835
to kill Kronish and not done it?

287
00:12:01,462 --> 00:12:03,715
- Oh yeah.
- The answer should be zero,

288
00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,091
you goddamn traitor.

289
00:12:05,174 --> 00:12:07,094
I'm not following your plans anymore.

290
00:12:07,177 --> 00:12:08,427
I'm in charge now.

291
00:12:18,855 --> 00:12:20,481
Sweetie, you gotta get outta here.

292
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:22,109
The grown-ups are playing.

293
00:12:22,192 --> 00:12:23,360
Go!

294
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,032
Give me the detonator.

295
00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:47,049
Owl, open the goddamn doors,
I had to blow Destiny early.

296
00:12:47,091 --> 00:12:49,594
Dingo turned on me. We're screwed.

297
00:12:49,677 --> 00:12:50,846
Open those doors.

298
00:12:50,928 --> 00:12:52,721
It's not a sandwich, it's a glove.

299
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:59,187
Hey, free sandwich.

300
00:13:07,236 --> 00:13:08,238
God damnit!

301
00:13:08,363 --> 00:13:10,072
Fifteen brain bombs
just blew downstairs.

302
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,576
Biotic reinforcements
are gonna be here any second.

303
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,076
Shit.

304
00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:17,706
Oh, these doors must be Israeli steel.

305
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,206
We ain't blowing through this.

306
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:21,710
Wait, you said that Kronish
doesn't let anybody

307
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,961
- into his lab, right?
- Yeah.

308
00:13:24,044 --> 00:13:25,462
But you know what he does let in?

309
00:13:25,547 --> 00:13:27,048
Possums.

310
00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:29,091
They gotta go somewhere.

311
00:13:29,216 --> 00:13:30,844
Guys, the incinerator chute.

312
00:13:30,969 --> 00:13:32,971
- That's our way in.
- No, as soon as they arrive,

313
00:13:33,096 --> 00:13:34,931
they'll make straight for
Kronish, we'll be overrun.

314
00:13:34,972 --> 00:13:36,600
Yeah, but not if you hold them off.

315
00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:37,975
Look, all you gotta do
is give me enough time

316
00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:39,059
to climb up the chute,

317
00:13:39,101 --> 00:13:40,937
set the final charge,
and kill Kronish myself.

318
00:13:40,979 --> 00:13:42,230
I appreciate your offer, I really do,

319
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,232
but you've got, like, what,
one kill notch on your belt?

320
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,485
And let's be honest,
evil you did most of the work.

321
00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:48,945
No.

322
00:13:48,986 --> 00:13:50,697
No, if someone's gonna kill Kronish,

323
00:13:50,739 --> 00:13:52,448
- it should be me.
- With that door sealed,

324
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,076
your only exit is down into the fire.

325
00:13:55,159 --> 00:13:56,452
Yeah?

326
00:13:56,577 --> 00:13:57,913
It's a suicide mission.

327
00:13:57,953 --> 00:13:59,080
It's a one-way ticket.

328
00:13:59,163 --> 00:14:01,832
No coming back, no do-over, no tomorrow.

329
00:14:01,957 --> 00:14:03,335
- You're gonna die.
- Yeah, okay, look,

330
00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:05,544
I had it at "suicide."

331
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:10,216
Look, when you guys invited
me to come to your future,

332
00:14:10,341 --> 00:14:11,426
that meant everything to me.

333
00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:13,470
All right, but that's your world,
that's not mine.

334
00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:14,803
And this world isn't mine either,

335
00:14:14,846 --> 00:14:15,971
it's Joosh's.

336
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,558
Destiny isn't something
that just arrives

337
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,727
on your doorstep
in a wooden box from Japan.

338
00:14:21,852 --> 00:14:23,104
It's something that
you seize in a moment,

339
00:14:23,187 --> 00:14:24,230
a moment where you realize

340
00:14:24,355 --> 00:14:25,606
you have to murder/suicide

341
00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:27,234
your former boss and mentor.

342
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:31,571
This is why you came back for me.

343
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,533
I can do this.

344
00:14:47,671 --> 00:14:49,088
Okay.

345
00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:51,341
Okay, look, just wait for my signal.

346
00:14:51,466 --> 00:14:53,092
When that thing goes green,

347
00:14:53,176 --> 00:14:54,427
that means Kronish is dead

348
00:14:54,469 --> 00:14:55,720
and the final charge has been set.

349
00:14:55,845 --> 00:14:58,097
Then you guys get
the fuck back to the future

350
00:14:58,181 --> 00:15:00,432
and do not come back
for me no matter what.

351
00:15:00,475 --> 00:15:04,312
All right, if this works,
you cannot risk undoing it.

352
00:15:04,354 --> 00:15:05,855
That's time travel 102.

353
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,235
We'll never forget what you did here.

354
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,611
You're not Future Man.

355
00:15:12,696 --> 00:15:14,780
You're something much better.

356
00:15:14,822 --> 00:15:16,658
You're Josh "Foo-terman."

357
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:19,201
It's Futterman but I get...

358
00:15:22,663 --> 00:15:24,832
- Okay.
- Okay.

359
00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:28,961
I know we'll never get
a chance to switch dicks back,

360
00:15:29,086 --> 00:15:30,587
but I'm cool with that.

361
00:15:30,672 --> 00:15:32,340
It was never about the dick.

362
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,092
It's about the warrior's mane,

363
00:15:35,176 --> 00:15:37,345
and you earned every last hair.

364
00:15:47,105 --> 00:15:48,355
That's a goodbye.

365
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:09,961
Okay.

366
00:16:13,089 --> 00:16:15,841
Hey, Manuel, don't you know
the building's being evacuated?

367
00:16:15,966 --> 00:16:17,217
What the fuck you doing?

368
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,470
Clear the building.

369
00:16:18,552 --> 00:16:20,471
Lo siento, mi amigos.

370
00:16:20,596 --> 00:16:23,557
Mi trabajo es muy importante.

371
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:28,104
Puck shot!

372
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:29,187
Gut knife!

373
00:16:32,232 --> 00:16:35,361
Gut knife, gut knife, fucking gut knife!

374
00:16:35,445 --> 00:16:36,571
Fuck you!

375
00:16:40,908 --> 00:16:42,201
Science wand!

376
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:50,043
One more for the gobulator.

377
00:16:50,085 --> 00:16:51,293
Okay, let's not kid ourselves.

378
00:16:51,336 --> 00:16:52,836
Yeah, you're right.

379
00:16:52,961 --> 00:16:55,215
Oh, fuck.

380
00:16:55,298 --> 00:16:58,217
So much for stealth mode.

381
00:16:58,342 --> 00:17:00,135
We gotta draw them away from the door.

382
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,015
I thought this would be easier.

383
00:17:15,026 --> 00:17:16,653
Why didn't I just play Madden?

384
00:17:23,492 --> 00:17:24,493
Fuck.

385
00:17:25,953 --> 00:17:27,247
Go!

386
00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:32,626
I'm hit!

387
00:17:40,134 --> 00:17:41,635
No!

388
00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:00,028
Fuck.

389
00:18:02,073 --> 00:18:03,324
Mr. Futterman.

390
00:18:04,826 --> 00:18:06,493
I've been expecting you.

391
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,829
Oh my God, you're evil now.

392
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,750
God damnit.

393
00:18:13,835 --> 00:18:15,086
Why couldn't you have just been happy

394
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:16,253
eating your conch fritters?

395
00:18:16,336 --> 00:18:17,755
But I was, Josh.

396
00:18:17,838 --> 00:18:19,132
I was!

397
00:18:19,214 --> 00:18:20,258
As happy as a conch.

398
00:18:20,383 --> 00:18:22,885
Which is like a clam
only much more delicious.

399
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:24,636
Leslie and I were living our dream

400
00:18:24,721 --> 00:18:26,388
far, far away from here

401
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:29,267
until one windless, fateful day

402
00:18:29,349 --> 00:18:31,894
just north of the Isle of Lamu.

403
00:18:32,019 --> 00:18:33,980
My dearest Leslie brushed
against a rusty nail

404
00:18:34,021 --> 00:18:35,772
and contracted a staph infection.

405
00:18:35,856 --> 00:18:37,025
Simple, treatable,

406
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,903
but we were a five-day sail
away from the nearest hospital.

407
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,739
- In Somalia.
- Oh God.

408
00:18:42,779 --> 00:18:45,950
By the time we reached dry land,

409
00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:48,952
the love of my life
expired right in front of me

410
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,872
and there was nothing
I could do about it.

411
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:53,374
Please, you have to
make this easier for me.

412
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:55,375
But there was something
I could do about it.

413
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:56,461
You told me!

414
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,463
The power to eradicate pain and
disease forever lay within me.

415
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:00,757
I could make it so that
no one ever had to watch

416
00:19:00,882 --> 00:19:03,009
a loved one be taken away
from them ever again.

417
00:19:03,134 --> 00:19:05,260
How could I not pursue
such a noble path?

418
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,646
Oh, what's the point?

419
00:19:15,771 --> 00:19:17,022
Just let me.

420
00:19:21,277 --> 00:19:25,240
You know, I don't remember
Dingo being such an asshole.

421
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,366
Yeah, she was right though.

422
00:19:29,576 --> 00:19:31,496
We have changed.

423
00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:35,208
And for the better.

424
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,960
I like who we've become.

425
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,253
Which is why it sucks
we're about to die.

426
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,766
Wait, maybe we don't have to.

427
00:19:51,848 --> 00:19:54,769
Maybe it's time for...

428
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,520
Beaver's razor.

429
00:19:59,022 --> 00:20:00,107
I'm sorry about Leslie,

430
00:20:00,148 --> 00:20:01,858
I know that you loved him so much.

431
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,528
And you guys used to
really get after it sometimes.

432
00:20:04,653 --> 00:20:07,699
But the truth is,
every time and every timeline,

433
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,616
your work leads to
the creation of the Biotics

434
00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:10,867
who destroy all of mankind.

435
00:20:10,993 --> 00:20:14,204
No, I kept the research,
all my research right here

436
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,874
under this roof, shared it with no one!

437
00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:18,084
I will never do that.

438
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:20,627
I am dedicated to good, to ending pain.

439
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:24,007
I know that you are,
but this is already happening.

440
00:20:24,132 --> 00:20:27,009
I've tried really, really, really hard

441
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,094
not to kill you.

442
00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:30,387
Okay, it's been my number one goal.

443
00:20:30,512 --> 00:20:32,890
I've tried to change you,
I've tried to control events,

444
00:20:32,973 --> 00:20:35,643
but it doesn't work.

445
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,769
This is where we end up.

446
00:20:37,854 --> 00:20:39,480
Oh, you're wrong, Josh.

447
00:20:41,523 --> 00:20:43,901
- I've been careful.
- It doesn't matter

448
00:20:44,027 --> 00:20:47,404
how careful you've been, okay?

449
00:20:47,488 --> 00:20:49,115
Look!

450
00:20:49,198 --> 00:20:51,867
Don't pretend you don't see
what's happening down there.

451
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:57,373
This is the army that your cure created.

452
00:20:57,498 --> 00:20:59,834
I wanted to heal the world.

453
00:21:02,002 --> 00:21:05,088
Build a legacy
like my fraternity brother,

454
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:07,258
Blapple founder Lamar Price.

455
00:21:07,342 --> 00:21:08,468
I know you did.

456
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:14,222
And in another life, you were
another kind of great man

457
00:21:14,265 --> 00:21:16,768
where you were strong and caring

458
00:21:16,851 --> 00:21:18,269
and warm and supportive.

459
00:21:18,353 --> 00:21:21,021
And that's what makes
this so much harder.

460
00:21:26,234 --> 00:21:27,778
It's now or never, Wolfie.

461
00:21:27,862 --> 00:21:28,779
Okay!

462
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,114
Brain bombs or not.

463
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,869
Say hello to your little friends.

464
00:21:43,752 --> 00:21:46,506
You're not a killer, are you, son?

465
00:21:46,588 --> 00:21:49,133
Today I am.

466
00:21:49,217 --> 00:21:50,968
And you have to die.

467
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:58,267
Tomorrow, to demonstrate
my breakthrough to the world,

468
00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:00,644
I was going to inject myself

469
00:22:00,728 --> 00:22:03,480
with a needle filled with microdoses

470
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:08,653
of 100 of the world's
deadliest diseases,

471
00:22:08,778 --> 00:22:12,240
and then, dramatically,

472
00:22:12,323 --> 00:22:15,201
save myself with my cure.

473
00:22:16,493 --> 00:22:22,083
Oh, it would have been
fantastic theater.

474
00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:26,211
Tonight's performance
will have a different ending.

475
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:00,747
Woo.

476
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,625
That stings.

477
00:23:07,252 --> 00:23:09,130
We broke the Beaver's dam.

478
00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:11,214
Biotic flood comes next.

479
00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:16,887
Tell me...

480
00:23:16,971 --> 00:23:20,974
about the man you used to know.

481
00:23:21,017 --> 00:23:22,393
The dancer.

482
00:23:31,277 --> 00:23:32,528
DMC.

483
00:23:34,029 --> 00:23:35,072
Oh shit.

484
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,115
I really thought that was gonna work.

485
00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:40,577
And every year,

486
00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:42,454
you would do this goofy toast

487
00:23:42,497 --> 00:23:45,750
and hold up these
delicious chocolate balls

488
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:47,250
that you named after yourself.

489
00:23:47,335 --> 00:23:50,086
So...

490
00:23:50,128 --> 00:23:51,963
whimsical.

491
00:24:12,527 --> 00:24:14,028
Help.

492
00:24:21,117 --> 00:24:24,454
I don't expect anyone
to understand what I've done.

493
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:26,457
Please believe me when I tell you,

494
00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:29,085
I'm not the person they're saying I am

495
00:24:29,125 --> 00:24:32,255
or even the person
that you think that I am.

496
00:24:34,131 --> 00:24:37,134
I'm someone else entirely.

497
00:24:37,259 --> 00:24:38,385
I know that sounds confusing

498
00:24:38,469 --> 00:24:40,512
and I wish that I could explain it.

499
00:24:43,723 --> 00:24:45,393
But what I know to be true

500
00:24:45,518 --> 00:24:47,769
is a burden I have to carry alone.

501
00:24:47,894 --> 00:24:49,105
Maybe not for that long

502
00:24:49,145 --> 00:24:53,108
or maybe for the rest of my life.

503
00:24:53,150 --> 00:24:55,403
All I can do, in my own way,

504
00:24:55,528 --> 00:24:57,028
is try to make things right.

505
00:24:57,153 --> 00:24:59,365
I think that's a lot of money.

506
00:24:59,490 --> 00:25:02,076
Cupcake, we're going home.

507
00:25:03,368 --> 00:25:05,078
Sometimes I feel like
I've spent my whole life

508
00:25:05,121 --> 00:25:07,248
pretending to be a hero,

509
00:25:07,330 --> 00:25:09,875
so when the time came
to be one in real life,

510
00:25:09,959 --> 00:25:11,251
I went for it.

511
00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:12,878
I really did.

512
00:25:13,003 --> 00:25:15,131
Which is why I have to go.

513
00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:18,509
- I love you.
- Joosh!

514
00:25:18,593 --> 00:25:20,595
Owl, Owl, are you there?

515
00:25:20,635 --> 00:25:22,888
Thirst hyped, brain plunged!

516
00:25:23,013 --> 00:25:24,891
- Skippy-di-bop!
- Owl, do you copy?

517
00:25:29,519 --> 00:25:31,355
- Skippy-di-bop.
- Owl, listen to me, okay?

518
00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:32,797
You need to cut the power right now

519
00:25:32,898 --> 00:25:34,232
to the possum incinerator chute.

520
00:25:34,275 --> 00:25:36,903
Shut down the power to
the possum chute right now!

521
00:25:36,986 --> 00:25:38,778
Right now, you have to do it
or I'm gonna burn alive.

522
00:25:38,863 --> 00:25:40,239
Do you understand me, do you copy?

523
00:25:43,366 --> 00:25:45,118
- Skippy-di-bop.
- Good enough.

524
00:25:47,121 --> 00:25:49,123
Oh, fuck.

525
00:25:59,008 --> 00:26:00,217
I don't wanna die!

526
00:26:07,724 --> 00:26:08,893
I'm not dead!

527
00:26:15,023 --> 00:26:16,025
Thanks, Owl.

528
00:26:43,094 --> 00:26:44,886
I did it!

529
00:26:48,348 --> 00:26:49,976
You did it, huh?

530
00:26:50,017 --> 00:26:53,520
Well, you mind if I quote you on that?

531
00:27:02,363 --> 00:27:04,448
Check and mate.

532
00:27:04,490 --> 00:27:07,617
Uh, I don't think
that piece moves like that.

533
00:27:07,742 --> 00:27:09,869
Oh, right, that's the horsey.

534
00:27:09,996 --> 00:27:12,748
No, that's the pawn.

535
00:27:12,873 --> 00:27:14,750
Speaking of pawns,

536
00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:18,086
I take it no word from
your time traveling pals?

537
00:27:18,128 --> 00:27:21,882
Oh, hey, look, I blew up that
building completely on my own.

538
00:27:21,965 --> 00:27:23,342
You sat through the whole trial.

539
00:27:23,384 --> 00:27:24,509
Some friends.

540
00:27:24,593 --> 00:27:27,387
Leave you locked up while
they're free to robo-surf

541
00:27:27,512 --> 00:27:30,891
and hunt sport gators
in a beautiful unknown future.

542
00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:35,229
No, this is what I signed up for.

543
00:27:35,270 --> 00:27:37,480
And I'm free.

544
00:27:37,522 --> 00:27:40,651
In here and in here.

545
00:27:40,776 --> 00:27:42,778
Hm.

546
00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:45,197
Well, I better get going.

547
00:27:45,239 --> 00:27:49,076
The widow Santiago's
coming over for dinner.

548
00:27:49,117 --> 00:27:53,955
Pretty soon her belly's
gonna be swollen with meatloaf.

549
00:27:53,998 --> 00:27:55,875
Vince, are you...

550
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,125
are you sweet on her?

551
00:27:57,250 --> 00:28:00,003
Time heals all wounds, Futterman.

552
00:28:00,086 --> 00:28:01,756
Oh, by the way,

553
00:28:01,838 --> 00:28:04,884
I clipped this article for you.

554
00:28:05,009 --> 00:28:06,969
Looks like your folks
are putting good use

555
00:28:07,010 --> 00:28:08,511
to your Euros.

556
00:28:15,644 --> 00:28:16,854
Well.

557
00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:26,238
It ever bother you that everyone
thinks you're batshit crazy?

558
00:28:26,279 --> 00:28:28,240
I know the truth.

559
00:28:28,324 --> 00:28:30,576
That's all that matters.

560
00:28:30,617 --> 00:28:34,454
Reminds me of someone I used to know.

561
00:28:34,497 --> 00:28:36,499
Vincent Skarsgaard.

562
00:28:40,126 --> 00:28:42,212
Next week, Future Man.

563
00:28:44,507 --> 00:28:46,217
On the door, coming out.

564
00:29:13,973 --> 00:29:18,973
Synced and corrected by kinglouisxx
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